I’m Fucked: Abortion Hellfundraiser

Visit our shop to purchase, don’t get f*cked and miss out! Shirt color as pictured on model.

To celebrate our one-year birthday as a nonprofit, we’re giving back! The Ordo Sororitatis Satanicae (OSS) worked with a source of St. Louis local pride, “Tiny Little Monster” to develop and print our design concept for our first fundraiser, the…

I’m Fucked: Abortion Hellfundraiser”

Make no mistake, buying this shirt will help fund abortions in Missouri!

Limited quantities! Grab ‘em while they last! Click me!!

We present an updated look to the old crowd favorite with our new and improved “I’m Fucked” tee. Though the “Fuck Trump” tee craze was quite the fashion rage since late 2016, the OSS couldn’t resist memorializing one of the most unforgettable statements ever said by a president… On a shirt for abortion access.

(Shirt lighter gray than background)

This playful shirt is a real conversation starter, and we enjoy exercising our First Amendment rights in order to bring you this epic creation. This shirt is a bona fide historical artifact, to be handed down for generations! May we never forget! Sport one proudly at your local Pride events! Great gift idea!

Why Buy This Fucked Shirt?

Our I’m Fucked: Abortion Hellfundraiser is in support of something Lilituan Satanists hold dearly: autonomy. 100% of the profits from our “I’m Fucked” limited edition tee sales will be donated to the Gateway Women’s Access Fund. GWAF is a Missouri nonprofit reproductive rights advocacy group, whose mission is “to provide public education and support for people needing reproductive health services, primarily by providing financial assistance to Missouri residents who cannot afford the full cost of abortion care.

With Missouri’s lack of access to science-based affordable reproductive healthcare options, statistics show the number of unintended pregnancies will only rise. In limiting access to abortion procedures, more patients will find themselves in need of financial assistance to obtain an abortion elsewhere. Statistics also show restrictive abortion laws do little to prevent patients from seeking the procedure. We ask you to help fund access to healthy legal abortion procedures to patients in Missouri with your purchase.

An “I’m Fucked” tee will help offset the exorbitant cost of obtaining a legal abortion procedure in Missouri, or, just across the border in IL, where many patients have been forced to cross state lines in order to have their legal healthcare needs met at the Hope Clinic in Granite City, IL. The rising cost to obtaining abortion procedures in Missouri are a result of the state government’s restrictive reproductive healthcare laws which create an undue financial burden (amongst others) on the patient. These laws cruelly and craftily affect Missouri low-income citizens the most, but you can help… buy this shirt!

If you’d rather skip this amazing shirt and donate to the Gateway Women’s Access Fund directly, be our guest! Click me! 

Shirt Deets:

  • Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL.
  • Shirt model is wearing size Medium.
  • Unisex tee with a colorful theme printed on medium heather grey (as shown on model).
  • Material 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Orders ship twice weekly on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
  • Flat rate shipping of $3.95 per shirt.
  • Contact us to make other shipping arrangements before placing an international shipping order.
  • Due to our limited quantity, all sales are final.
  • Questions about your order? Contact us!

Thank you for your purchase!

May science and reason always triumph over myth and superstition… Ave Lilitu!

Founded in 2017, The Ordo Sororitatis Satanicae was established as a 501c(3) nonprofit in February of 2018. It is our duty to Witness, Measure, and Pronounce. It is our will to alleviate suffering where we are able, to educate when necessary, and to stand for the voice of reason when summoned by the effects of arbitrary powers.

Pronouncement: Reproductive Rights Blocked by Columbia, MO Hospitals Defiles Hippocratic Oath

In order to ensure patients receive quality care, we ask two Columbia hospitals how they can deny admitting privileges to Planned Parenthood Columbia Health Center’s physicians and still claim to be honoring the Hippocratic Oath. Their refusal puts the reproductive health of Missouri citizens at risk, by placing severe burdens on patients seeking legal healthcare procedures.

While the surrounding hospitals may have declined comment to NPR on this article NPR: 1 Abortion Clinic Remains Open In Missouri, Following New State Requirements … We, being residents, who may at some point seek healthcare at their institutions deserve answers. Though these admitting privilege requirements are completely unnecessary and would not place a patient at risk, they serve simply to shutter the doors to reproductive choice.

“Hippocrates, the central historical figure in Greek medicine during the 5th century BCE, authored a group of medical treatises known collectively as the Hippocratic Corpus. It was Hippocrates who first attempted to separate the practice of medicine from religion and superstition. His Hippocratic Oath was remarkable in terms of the moral standards he sought to establish for the healing profession.”
Source Link: Hippocrates Refusing the Gifts of Artaxerxes

Hippocrates Refusing the Gifts of Artaxerxes 1792
Anne-Louis Girodet (de Roucy-Trioson) (1767-1824)
Hippocrates Refusing the Gifts of Artaxerxes 


Are these hospitals more inclined to serve our health needs using modern science and medicine or in pushing a religious agenda? We believe citizens of Columbia, Missouri deserve access to quality, science-based and secular-minded healthcare. We are deeply concerned about the ethics and merit of hospitals who don’t take our reproductive health needs seriously.

We call upon the scientists and physicians on staff at University Hospital and the University of Missouri to step forward. We ask them to publicly acknowledge: Ignoring the reproductive health needs of the University of Missouri student body is ultimately hazardous to their health.

We challenge the University of Missouri to take appropriate steps, and to recognize denying legal health care is damaging to the reputation and credibility of the academic institution itself.

We ask MIZZOU Alumni to step up. To make yourselves heard.

According to Google Maps:

University Hospital is 7 minutes away.

Boone Hospital is 6 minutes away.

We demand direct answers from these two hospitals closest to Planned Parenthood Columbia Health Center as to the specific reasoning used to deny any well-trained physician admitting privileges.

May science and reason always triumph over myth and superstition.

Ave Lilitu!

Email: ordosororitatissatanicae@gmail.com


Mass of the Eternally Unforgiven – Full Length Version


Mass of the Eternally Unforgiven

The Roman Catholic Church recently held a “Forgiveness Mass” on Friday, August 17th2018 in Harrisburg Pennsylvania after the disclosure of a vast cover-up of pedophilia, child-trafficking, molestation, and exploitation. 

In response, at midnight on September 14th, the Ordo Sororitatis Satanicae performed a ritual at the St. Louis Cathedral Basilica.

The OSS finds this pompous display of self-forgiveness outrageous. The Church refuses to take responsibility for its crimes, instead blaming demons, the LGBTQIA community, women, and even their own victims.

The OSS will not countenance these perpetrators, nor their pretense of piety. Perhaps their demented deity will forgive them. We will not.

Announcement: Lilituan Invocation 5/18/18 – Missouri State Capitol

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Painting incorporated: Peter Paul Rubens, “Consequences of War”