I’m Fucked: Abortion Hellfundraiser

Visit our shop to purchase, don’t get f*cked and miss out! Shirt color as pictured on model.

To celebrate our one-year birthday as a nonprofit, we’re giving back! The Ordo Sororitatis Satanicae (OSS) worked with a source of St. Louis local pride, “Tiny Little Monster” to develop and print our design concept for our first fundraiser, the…

I’m Fucked: Abortion Hellfundraiser”

Make no mistake, buying this shirt will help fund abortions in Missouri!

Limited quantities! Grab ‘em while they last! Click me!!

We present an updated look to the old crowd favorite with our new and improved “I’m Fucked” tee. Though the “Fuck Trump” tee craze was quite the fashion rage since late 2016, the OSS couldn’t resist memorializing one of the most unforgettable statements ever said by a president… On a shirt for abortion access.

(Shirt lighter gray than background)

This playful shirt is a real conversation starter, and we enjoy exercising our First Amendment rights in order to bring you this epic creation. This shirt is a bona fide historical artifact, to be handed down for generations! May we never forget! Sport one proudly at your local Pride events! Great gift idea!

Why Buy This Fucked Shirt?

Our I’m Fucked: Abortion Hellfundraiser is in support of something Lilituan Satanists hold dearly: autonomy. 100% of the profits from our “I’m Fucked” limited edition tee sales will be donated to the Gateway Women’s Access Fund. GWAF is a Missouri nonprofit reproductive rights advocacy group, whose mission is “to provide public education and support for people needing reproductive health services, primarily by providing financial assistance to Missouri residents who cannot afford the full cost of abortion care.

With Missouri’s lack of access to science-based affordable reproductive healthcare options, statistics show the number of unintended pregnancies will only rise. In limiting access to abortion procedures, more patients will find themselves in need of financial assistance to obtain an abortion elsewhere. Statistics also show restrictive abortion laws do little to prevent patients from seeking the procedure. We ask you to help fund access to healthy legal abortion procedures to patients in Missouri with your purchase.

An “I’m Fucked” tee will help offset the exorbitant cost of obtaining a legal abortion procedure in Missouri, or, just across the border in IL, where many patients have been forced to cross state lines in order to have their legal healthcare needs met at the Hope Clinic in Granite City, IL. The rising cost to obtaining abortion procedures in Missouri are a result of the state government’s restrictive reproductive healthcare laws which create an undue financial burden (amongst others) on the patient. These laws cruelly and craftily affect Missouri low-income citizens the most, but you can help… buy this shirt!

If you’d rather skip this amazing shirt and donate to the Gateway Women’s Access Fund directly, be our guest! Click me! 

Shirt Deets:

  • Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL.
  • Shirt model is wearing size Medium.
  • Unisex tee with a colorful theme printed on medium heather grey (as shown on model).
  • Material 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Orders ship twice weekly on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
  • Flat rate shipping of $3.95 per shirt.
  • Contact us to make other shipping arrangements before placing an international shipping order.
  • Due to our limited quantity, all sales are final.
  • Questions about your order? Contact us!

Thank you for your purchase!

May science and reason always triumph over myth and superstition… Ave Lilitu!

Founded in 2017, The Ordo Sororitatis Satanicae was established as a 501c(3) nonprofit in February of 2018. It is our duty to Witness, Measure, and Pronounce. It is our will to alleviate suffering where we are able, to educate when necessary, and to stand for the voice of reason when summoned by the effects of arbitrary powers.

Mass of the Eternally Unforgiven – Full Length Version

 

Mass of the Eternally Unforgiven

The Roman Catholic Church recently held a “Forgiveness Mass” on Friday, August 17th2018 in Harrisburg Pennsylvania after the disclosure of a vast cover-up of pedophilia, child-trafficking, molestation, and exploitation. 

In response, at midnight on September 14th, the Ordo Sororitatis Satanicae performed a ritual at the St. Louis Cathedral Basilica.

The OSS finds this pompous display of self-forgiveness outrageous. The Church refuses to take responsibility for its crimes, instead blaming demons, the LGBTQIA community, women, and even their own victims.

The OSS will not countenance these perpetrators, nor their pretense of piety. Perhaps their demented deity will forgive them. We will not.

Announcement: Lilituan Invocation 5/18/18 – Missouri State Capitol

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Painting incorporated: Peter Paul Rubens, “Consequences of War” 

Press Release: May 15th, 2018 – Lilituan Invocation MO State Capitol

Contact: OSS Tribunal Council
Email: OrdoSororitatisSatanicae@gmail.com
Website: www.lilitu.church

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: May 15th, 2018

Missouri, St. Louis, Jefferson City, Columbia, Springfield, Joplin, and surrounding areas.

 Lilituan Invocation for the 2018 Missouri Special Session

~ Friday, May 18th – 1st Floor Rotunda – 1:30PM ~

 

The State of Missouri, May 15, 2018 –

The Ordo Sororitatis Satanicae (OSS) will deliver a Lilituan Invocation and ceremonial benediction on the 1st Floor Rotunda of the Missouri Capitol building, this Friday May 18th, 2018, at 1:30PM in the afternoon; to commemorate the opening of the 2018 Missouri Special Legislative Session.

The OSS feels there has never been a more important period in our lifetimes for the marginalized to step forward and make their voices heard. The OSS is delighted to provide their invocation to Missouri legislators in the Capitol Rotunda, though the original request to deliver the House’s opening invocation was on the date of May 3rd, the National Day of Prayer [directed to House Speaker Todd Richardson]. The OSS’s repeated requests to deliver an invocation was never acknowledged, despite having been submitted in a timely manner on April 11th, 2018.

We invite the good people of Missouri, distinguished members of the Press, and especially the members of the Missouri Legislature for whom this sacrament is intended, to be present as these words and solemn wishes are spoken.

“In the spirit of religious plurality, the voices of the religiously marginalized deserve an opportunity to join in the process of Missouri House prayer rituals and ceremony. Our invocation service mission is reflective in nature and is designed to encourage logical thought within the legislative arena. We are delighted to offer this solemn reading to our legislators as part of our meaningful sacramental service work.” – Nikki Moungo, Dame Sister OSS

The Ordo Sororitatis Satanicae (OSS) was founded in February, 2017 as a devoutly feminist, Left Hand Path organization. Although described as a Sorority, the OSS is an egalitarian group which welcomes both female and male members. The OSS is a private “cenobitical” religious Order, dedicated to the literary archetype of Lilith. It is a Missouri, non-profit corporation focused on charitable endeavors.

If you would like more information about this topic, please contact OSS Tribunal Council through their website www.lilitu.church, or via email at: OrdoSororitatisSatanicae@gmail.com.